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Tips til de som har små bryst
Golden rules for for no tits
- Plunging necklines are only for perfect décolleté undamaged by the sun or age.
- Corsets are for those with tits.
- Flat chests need high necklines.
- Chicken fillets for breast enhancement must always be secured with a bra or they will fall in the soup at dinner.
- Backs are sexy alternatives, so keep them shiny and exfoliated.
- Chuck out the clothes that don't suit you - even if you think of them as old friends.
- If you're wearing a V-neck jumper, always wear a round-necked t-shirt underneath.
- You might think a scoop neckline gives the appearance of tits - but all it does is show off an empty space.
